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You sir, are ridiculous.

GPOY.

motherjones:

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comedycentral:

Mitt Romney Nabs the Coveted Uncle Jesse Endorsement | Indecision

Whatever happened to predictability?

Et tu, Stamos?

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benppollack:

JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day

The text reads: 

“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”

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I refuse to believe people would think Snow White, played by Kristen Stewart, is more beautiful than The Evil Queen, played by Charlize Theron. I refuse to suspend my disbelief that much.

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ohno789:

Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.

Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.

The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.

And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.

The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.

You’re welcome, and enjoy!

Scott brought this home today. You can answer every subject card with Kanye West. 

I do own this. From the cards, it looks much better than apples to apples could ever be.

I would like this.

I NEED IT

This is perfect.

It’s legit a Tumblr persons version of Apples To Apples..

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It’s like, when you love someone so much, they just have to love you back just a little bit… right?

Break-Up Lines

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