That fucking bitch sitting next to Darren is my good friend Alyssa. She told me she talked to him about music and that he was really nice. I fucking hate her guts. She can die. 
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That fucking bitch sitting next to Darren is my good friend Alyssa. She told me she talked to him about music and that he was really nice. I fucking hate her guts. She can die. 

This is the best possible outcome we could ask for! The Republican candidates are just fighting with each other instead of focusing their energy on Obama. They’re going to spend the next 4 months flinging shit at each other until one of them is completely covered in shit and has to take on the president. The well-spoken, charismatic, and intelligent president. Bravo boys, I applaud you. See you in 2016.
  • Matt: I'll be performing at The PIT in NYC in March.
  • Me: Tell my friend hi for me. He's a bartender there. His name is Joe Moses.
  • Matt: Oh, cool, he works there?
  • Me: Yeah...
  • Matt: And he's your friend?
  • Me: Well... not really...
  • Matt: But he knows you?
  • Me: No...
  • Matt:
  • Me:
  • Matt: But you love him right?
  • Me: You know me so well.